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Wth man why in gods green grass do we have to write full paragraphs and worry bout our grammer were not giving a collage exam I think all the storys submited should be published and there's no need for u to edit it. It's good the way it is. Gosh really and if ur not gonna publish all the post then publish something actually DESI
#2 - Jul 30, 2010 11:07 PM by
pinky
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I speak the truth this is idiotic of u to edit pplz stories! -.- u disgust me
#3 - Jul 30, 2010 11:16 PM by
pinky
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pinky ure a moron to be honest, i D0nt n0 any1 who wantz to Reed sTORYS tieped like this. yeah its "disgusting" to edit stories so that they are understandable and readable. no, no, ure right lets approve stories that people will struggle to even understand. idiot.
#4 - Jul 30, 2010 11:52 PM by
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What is wrong with trying to use good grammar in everything you write? How a person writes says a lot about how well that person can communicate. Perhaps I do not understand the problem you have Admin.'s request that people who submit stories attempt to use the most basic grammar and spelling rules, since I am not smart enough to take a "collage" exam. I have, however, taken many college exams. I wonder if they are they similar? *sigh* There is nothing to suggest that Admin. is editing these stories for content. If they were do so, then that would be a problem. This post only implies that Admin. edits posts with glaring spelling errors, posts that come in using "text messaging language", and those posts that come in with eVeRY FeW LeTteRs cApItaLiZeD. Writing in that manner and using really poor grammar is annoying to read. Admin. has the right to edit the posts so that people can read and understand them. Admin. also has the right to decide which stories get published. We, as readers, get to decide which ones are "desi" and which ones are "flop" stories. If you do not think that the story is desi, you are free to vote that way. I respectfully disagree with your contention that you "speak the truth." You speak of your opinion, nothing more or less than that. :)
#5 - Jul 31, 2010 12:16 AM by
desidoll5
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*have with* in the second line and *doing* rather than *do* in the 5th line. Nobody has perfect grammar and spelling all the time, but it's better to try and correct errors rather than give up entirely. :)
#6 - Jul 31, 2010 12:32 AM by
desidoll5
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Umm really pinky is telling the truth we aint givin a exam and sameer u dumb moron and idiot desidoll wtf is wrong with u 2 dumb brown idiots
#7 - Jul 31, 2010 01:01 AM by
Billorani
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Its great we're having a discussion and all about the usage of proper grammar on TMDL, but I have a hunch we don't need to worry about this specific post at all...seeing as anyone can write "admin" and submit a story. Plus...I doubt the real admin/editor of this site is alive....(figuratively ofcourse). Billorani....everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Doesn't mean there is something wrong with them.....As for the discussion, my view would be...its qUiTe AnOYinG to REad SOmThinG TyPEd LYke DiS but its not a big deal if you screw up on grammar and spelling . It just has to be readable. Like prose, and the vernacular! The point is to get your point across an anyone who is serious about it will write so others can read it without distraction. Like the SAT essay! A few errors- no problem! It just shouldn't be distracting. So Desidoll and Pinky are correct in my opinion. And whats with the name calling lately?!
#8 - Jul 31, 2010 01:13 AM by
Priyam
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ok, im with pinky and billorani, why in the world would someone with a life waste it writing a whole paragraph and checking grammer on a thing thats just made for fun, and NOT to display how "smart or dumb" we are. And admin how are u gonna call someone ghetto just because of them not taking their time to write a freakin whole paragraph. that is what i call BULL.
#9 - Jul 31, 2010 01:20 AM by
Bebo
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Oye desidoll baadhmaash raandi kuti harami bakri jaa maar doob ka kunjari jaa mujra ker ley udher spelling check kurna raandi ki bachi.
#10 - Jul 31, 2010 01:29 AM by
Rajumeranaam
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@ Priyam: You're right, its not the minor errors that "admin" is referring to, its the ones that make the post itself difficult to understand. @ Bebo: The post doesn't have to be a paragraph. "Admin" never said that it had to be a whole paragraph; "Admin" is only saying that the average two-sentence post should not have grammar errors and spelling errors that make the post difficult to understand. I still don't see what the problem is with that.
#11 - Jul 31, 2010 01:32 AM by
desidoll5
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For the kids out there who lack reading skills (and obviously writing skills), I said the grammar does not have to be perfect... but it does have to be presentable. People should not have to struggle to read what you write. There should be some semblance of punctuation, some semblance of grammar, and some semblance of proper spelling. If somebody has to struggle to understand your story, no matter how funny it actually is when written clearly, I'm going to reject it. I don't have the time to edit your nonsense. You need to spend the extra 10 seconds to make it readable by yourself. If you'd rather write like you are a 6th grader, it's not going up. I don't think writing something that is clear is really that difficult to do. Here is an example of a bad story... this is far from the worst, but its an example of something I would not post as is (it's also a repeated post, but thats besides the point): Today me and my family walked all the way to the ice cream store and my big cousin decided to try all the samples of ice cream till they get mad then after he tryed 3 samples the lady that worked there got mad then my cousin asked my sister if she would get some more samples for him-tmd
#13 - Jul 31, 2010 01:46 AM by
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Aaww thanks sameer for calling me a moron,for stating my point of view ur definatly the most unmoronic person in the whole world! Wow and calling people who made grammatical errors " ghetto" wow, u definitly dont need a dictionary to tell u what that means, u sweet chunk of meat! ;)
#14 - Jul 31, 2010 02:02 AM by
pinky
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@ Pinky Shut up jhahil bachi! Just because you want to type like a fool, doesn't mean we will accept your butchered spelling and grammar. That makes you less of a desi!
#16 - Jul 31, 2010 09:19 PM by
imma desi:
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@desidoll Oh just....."respectfully" SHUT UP!! You annoying idiot.
#18 - Jul 31, 2010 09:22 PM by
imma desi:
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@#21 who the he'll are u telling to shut up when I'm not even conversing with u dumb idiot. And a desi doesn't necessarily have to be a show off over acheiver trying to act smart even on a stupid app. I agree that most desis are smart but that does not mean that they have to check for spelling and grammatical errors even on something that's just for fun.
#24 - Jul 31, 2010 09:40 PM by
Bebo
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i don't know if your guy or a girl but i do know your one heck of an idiot. And i also know you will definitly reply to this comment and make a fool of yourself once more.
#26 - Jul 31, 2010 09:50 PM by
Bebo
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Wth u the hell are u to tell me to shutup u dumb fool
#27 - Jul 31, 2010 09:52 PM by
pinky
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baanchood baadhmaash raandi jaa mujra kur harami gashti. Maa de laadli
#29 - Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM by
Rajumeranaam
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o nd that was to imma desi (the hungry goat).
#30 - Jul 31, 2010 10:06 PM by
Rajumeranaam
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Haha you guys. Especially Raju. C'mon we can all swear at him all we want but uski mann budhi mein kuck kya parega. He's just annoying and no one really cares about his comments anyway...just don't get provoked when he provokes you. Hes totally enjoying this. Aisi logon ki kuch aukat nahi hoti hai na..isliye. =)
#31 - Aug 1, 2010 01:07 AM by
Priyam
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Wow priyam, that was beautiful.... U are soooo hawt. Wow i've never felt this way befor.... I just didnt like that imma desi gir telling me to shut up...the hungary goat. But u seem different... Huh... Kuon kisi ko wafa ke badle wafa nshi milti.
#32 - Aug 1, 2010 02:44 AM by
Rajumeranaam
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@Rajumeranaam You're such a desperate loser; hitting on someone through the Internet, someone you don't even know...I wonder how your social life is?
#34 - Aug 1, 2010 03:12 AM by
imma desi:
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Much better than your dollface, much bet-ter than than yours.. O nd if i may be... I think you like me infact... I think u love me, but u cant have me cus im already my love,,, priyams... Wow nd ur soo dep. tat u keep on checking if i replied...OR NOT...
#35 - Aug 1, 2010 03:31 AM by
Rajumeranaam
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Haha LOL, this "Admin" needs to use the tips for himself. He didn't start his post with "TMDL.". What an ass! Oh and hello people I'm new here :).
#36 - Aug 1, 2010 07:16 AM by
Chikentender
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Hey Chickentender...welcome to the TMDL family! And...wow,I never realized Imma desi was a girl..somehow..it makes sense now...=P And raju- after reading your orignal post catered to desidoll.....who agrees with my view that a post should be gramatically correct enough so people can read it without being distracted (c'mon no one is saying it has to be a perfect post..just..readable enough. NO sTupId TyPIng LiKe DiS...its distracting..so I agree with Pinky also!) I'm pondering the fact that you should be calling me a "randi ki bachi, harami, kutti, etc" also..... for having the same view as desidoll almost. Hmm...food for thought, raju, food for thought. ANyways..welcome to the TMDL family! I understand you were pissed off at imma desi..but seriously...I just laugh!! Pata nahi log apne aap ko kya samajhte hain..jab asli mein utarne ki baari ayegi na..tab dekhenge ki kaun kitne paani mein hai...;)
#37 - Aug 1, 2010 06:26 PM by
Priyam
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Y would i use that awful language with you.... Plus i am still alive...janu meri jaaaaaan, mai tere kurbaaaaan...main tera tu meri jane sara hindustan/ pakistan....o nd yeah isnt it a surprise that she is a girl...... What a goondi... Huhhhh i luv u priyam....
#38 - Aug 1, 2010 07:16 PM by
Rajumeranaam
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...wow, you totally missed the point. If you wouldn't use tht language on me..you shouldn't use it on desidoll either. And why are you using lines from songs? And you're NOT in love with me Raju ok. Don't give the wrong impression of yourself..otherwise I'll start thinking of you as the lafanga type joh lardkiyon ko cherdta rehta hai. Tujhe warning de rahi hoon...bakwaas band kar. i"m sorry, I don't want to be mean to you! =( Awww...now I feel bad now.
#39 - Aug 1, 2010 10:20 PM by
Priyam
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Huh... Ur words look sooo cute when their angry. O nd im not a lafanga... Im not touching u in any way... Nd yes i do luv u... Its the unseen kind of luv......u cant warn me or stop me... Ur names always on my mind priyam priyam priyam ramkrishna.... My laila my heer.... My sheeren... My futur wife.
#40 - Aug 1, 2010 10:34 PM by
Rajumeranaam
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@Priyam What makes sense now??? And why did you assume that I would be a guy?
#41 - Aug 1, 2010 10:49 PM by
imma desi:
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@Rajumeranaam I am not a goondi! And why is it a surprise that I'm a girl? Why are all of you assuming that I would be a guy? And by the way, you probably are a lafanga.
#42 - Aug 1, 2010 10:55 PM by
imma desi:
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Just shut up... Y do you want me soo much that u keep on coming back to my statement... Nd im not a freskin lafanga u goondi. Get outta here.
#43 - Aug 1, 2010 11:00 PM by
Rajumeranaam
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Kehte hain log mujhe ram jaane.. Kaise para yeh mera naam jaane? Kaise para yeh mera naam jaane...... Ram jaane raam jaane priyam jaane.... Ram jane.
#44 - Aug 1, 2010 11:11 PM by
Rajumeranaam
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dude..ur such a pedo...how many times hav u done this? n how du u even plan on meeting her to make her ur wife? creeperrr
#45 - Aug 2, 2010 01:36 AM by
Amber
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Umm im def. Not a pefo cus first of all i just turned 19 and shes 17 and second of all two lovers can never be seperated they always come together. O nd nice way to get attention... Barging into a conv. Just not happening to u.
#46 - Aug 2, 2010 02:34 AM by
Rajumeranaam
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gettin attention? uve got 2 b kiddin me. and wat convo,,..the girl aint replyin 2 u. and u r so funny ..two lovers? don't get me rong but i follow tmdl a lot k....and ive postd a lot in da past..and i think every1 can see shes not interstd in u...she aint ur lover dickhead. they always come together? so..some magic is supposd to whizz you to wherver she is??
#47 - Aug 2, 2010 04:55 AM by
Amber
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LOLOLOLOLOL OMG....I was on the floor when I read all this. Kiddo, whats happening yaar. Amber cracked me up, I would say the same thing Amber, thankyou. Love is in the air huh...... To the Admin....yes I agree with you on this one.
#48 - Aug 2, 2010 08:08 AM by
champ4k_lal
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How did this story get published? It starts with "tips" not "today".... Idiots and priyam is awesome
#49 - Aug 2, 2010 07:05 PM by
punjabiballers
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ahaha..i like how he dusnt rply bak....to defned accusations against his luv. He just prolly was drunk or sumthing or upset about not gettin som action. (gawd i kno the typ of guys..prolly masturbatd hard huh asshole??) ha. wel hes gon now. and once again tmdl is safe for girls...haah u kno wut i realized? that this post is full of so much drama..it automaticaly makes it more desi!!
#50 - Aug 3, 2010 01:04 AM by
Amber
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The. Reason y i didnt reply was that i did not want to have to use the words i said to imma desi and desidoll to u and embarrase u thats mostly because priyam was right... If i woulnt cus her out... I shouldnt do it to any girl... And wtf? Im not here to hit on every girl... Its just for priyam do dont get any wrong ideas.. And seriously stay out of it when ur not really involved. So yeah. I hope this sortta clears it.
#51 - Aug 3, 2010 01:30 AM by
Rajumeranaam
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awww how sweet! You rspect Priyam so much! How many girls hav u fallen for on da internet, huh raghuveer? Anyways..LMAO . couldn't care less. When ur head is clear of the love she has cast over u unkowingly....look back n laugh at urself! By the way- Priyam! I hav 2 say somethin to u! i agree w/ punjabiballers. So i read failblog n all..and there was dis video of this indain mariage on which people wer being RLY racist..and this girl named "parul" soundd JUST like u...like she even had some stuff from TMDL you said...http://wedinator.com/2010/07/27/viral-video-man-forced-to-marry-girlfriend-goes-berserk/comment-page-1/#comment-14532
#52 - Aug 3, 2010 03:16 AM by
Amber
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Hey Amber..although I'm a little fed up with the above thread...alternate personality you say? Someone...just like me..who coincidentally has the same name the Punditji gave me on my naming ceremony because he needs a temporary name to put on the kundli? Haha, here you are calling other people creepers..yet I'm surprised you managed to correlate that to me. So, yes, that is me. Hope that clears thigns up. that ben guy was being really racist and no one was challenging him..so people were believing him. So I was like "I WILL NOT HAVE IT!" Yeahh....he was putting eveyone who tried standing up for our culture down..so I knew someone needed to show him a thing or two....what a racist pig.
#53 - Aug 4, 2010 02:51 AM by
Priyam
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@immadesi u Shutup! Shhessh such a grump
#54 - Feb 9, 2011 10:37 PM by
Zaaraindianmuslim
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