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Today, after waking up in my mansion, I had to decide whether to drive either my pimped BMW 3 series, or pimped BMW X5, or my new Mercedes ML. TMDL

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i know how u feel i couldn't decide between my 350Z or Mercedes SL 550 : )

#1 - Aug 12, 2009 10:25 AM by PrincessGeenaToor
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ok but how is it desi at all?? not relevent at all

#2 - Aug 31, 2009 08:50 PM by bellydanxer
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keetu??

#3 - Sep 7, 2009 05:54 AM by PPaul
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ahhahaha get a lifeee you fuckingg fagg LMFAO.

#4 - Dec 4, 2009 04:33 PM by mulababy
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Are you over compensating with fake stories because you have a very tiny penis?

#5 - Dec 23, 2009 11:00 PM by incrediblesoup
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ur so stupid. I couldnt decide wether to slap u or throw ladoos at ur grave

#6 - Jan 1, 2010 10:18 AM by punjabiballers
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WTF? ur hella stupid

#7 - Jan 6, 2010 02:25 AM by sunrise12
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lol 3series any day b

#8 - Jan 18, 2010 07:11 PM by
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Holy crap no one gives a shit. PS I highly doubt you live in a mansion

#9 - Jan 20, 2010 06:42 PM by asbah
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what a liar

#10 - Jan 22, 2010 04:49 AM by
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i think he'z being sarcastic ;)

#11 - Feb 21, 2010 08:33 PM by Nida95
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u fucking dumb shit dont forget your a desi and too cheap to even think of buying this shit hahahaha

#12 - Feb 27, 2010 05:55 AM by desi plz
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if u lived in mansion u wouldnt be here looking up desi stories on this brown site for fobs like us.

#13 - Mar 9, 2010 02:46 AM by ismellcurry
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...lol ahh the outrage just because some desi said he was rich.

#14 - Mar 24, 2010 10:16 PM by Priyam
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stop acting rich ur probbably living in a fucking shed oh ye that reminds me u must be one of those kids in slumdog millionaire so fuck off and ur prob not even brown ur a fucking jew oh ye tell ur mom not to be late and bring extra change whe says shell give it back when she gets her next paycheck from her pimp (ME)

#15 - Apr 5, 2010 01:55 AM by fk24
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Everything in this POST is true, except the * waking up * part. =)) =)) =))

#16 - May 1, 2010 02:37 AM by champ4k_lal
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hahahahahahahah OMG WAT A TEP hahahahah cant decide!!! lol quite funny but cum on ur r quite gay i bet u drink vodka with lassi u tep fukin mango!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah bmw's more like toyota corrolla & nissan micra and masion more like fukin teppy BUNGALOW ahahahahahahahah TEP!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol still was quite funnt though....... tep

#17 - May 10, 2010 06:26 PM by Adil_786
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eh der if your so rich why dont you come up to my reserve bring some of dat vodka lassi my adress is 99 chief big native howling wolf minhas creek drive, just look for the damn good beer. Heil hitler

#18 - May 15, 2010 01:07 AM by
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Looks like yout compensating for something.

#19 - Jun 29, 2010 03:57 PM by Radio
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i love how everybody has to pms over this

#20 - Jul 7, 2010 08:30 PM by hotrichboy
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FAG MUCHH!!!

#21 - Jul 15, 2010 01:29 AM by Tatikaa
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calm the fuck down. hes joking

#22 - Jul 21, 2010 06:57 AM by bkpaki
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