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Today, I realized that all desi people rhyme unnecessarily. For example, today my dad told me to do my work and get off the "laptop shaptop". TMDL

Today, I realized people are afraid to ask me out because I am Indian. They assume I have strict parents who most likely will hate my boyfriend. They are right. TMDL

Today, I realized everytime a desi person in India thinks someone is good looking they refer to them as looking "smart". TMDL

Today, I realized that most desi girls would make the perfect con artists. We all live double lives anyways. It's basically the side we show our parents and then how we really are. TMDL

Today, an Indian boy tried to get at me by asking me if I'd be the chutney to his samosa. TMDL

Today, a white boy asked me out and I refused him because I am Muslim. He laughed and said "I know you probably have really strict parents, but you brown girls always have secret boyfriends!" I wish people would understand that not every desi girl is like that. TMDL

Today, my little sister was invited to a birthday sleepover at some gori's house. My mom gave her two options: either you don't go, or you come back at 8 PM. TMDL

Today, my parents were not home so I called my girlfriend over. My parents returned earlier than expected. My mom kicked my gf out and beat me with a chappal. TMDL

Today, I told my friends about the party i was having. I had to call them 3 times to let them know about the details. Why? My mom found a better deal each time and made me change it. TMDL

Today, I realized that desi girls get a lot of trouble for even talking to guys, but the second we are married we are expected to have 5 kids. TMDL

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