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  • Name : Aneesa
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Today, I was going shopping with my mom when I hit my head getting into the car. My mom said that I had ruined our trip because now we had bad luck and she wouldn't get a good sale on anything. Then she told me to get out of the car and back in to help get rid of the bad luck. TMDL

Today, I realized how blunt desis are. I go to Bangladesh for my cousin's wedding and my aunt tells me I look much better than before, b/c last time we came, I was very ugly. Also about how I've gotten fatter. But it's good b/c if I'm too skinny, I won't get any good shadhis. TMDL

Today, my school was selling roses for Valentine's day. I happened to receive two from a "secret admirer". While every girl was excited they got a rose, I was worried about how the heck do I take these home! TMDL

Today, I found out that Aziz Ansari is hosting the MTV awards! I am so happy the desi-ness will be recognized! TMDL

Today, I was expecting a letter, so when I asked my Dad if anything in the mail came for me, he replied asking "from who?" I jokingly said my secret boyfriend. Turns out he believed me and went on about how that was not funny and is now watching everything I do in case there is a secret boyfriend (which there isn't). TMDL

Today, my mom told me I could not go to a rap concert because the $25 ticket was too expensive. Just last week we payed $80 each to watch Sonu Nigam in concert. TMDL

Today, my parents almost cried when they found out the Patel Brothers near our house was closing. TMDL

Today, I went to visit my dadu in India and I hadn't seen him for a year. The first thing he says to me when I walk in is "hi you look so much bigger than when I last saw u," then "just do me one thing, don't ever bring home a kalo." TMDL

Today, I found out that we are learning about India in my World Studies class. I was so happy. Wow, so much for wanting to be an American kid. TMDL

Today, I needed stuff for the school project I am doing and I asked my dad if we could go to Staples. He said "there is no problem that can't be solved at the dollar store". TMDL

Today, I told my dad that I need a new calculator because my old one died. He says to me , "Pakistani kids don't need calculators. Do the sums in your head to make your brain stronger". I'm supposed to do trignometric functions in my head. TMDL

Today, I got sent into the hallway from my World Studies class because I was arguing with the teacher. We were learning about the history of India, and I was arguing with him because he was getting it all wrong. TMDL

Today I realized that indian parents say "zed" instead of just "z" but yet they can say Zee TV. TMDL

Today, at our 7-eleven, my mom asked a young teenager for ID when he tried buying condoms. When I told her ID isn't required she called me "besharam" and said I probably buy them because I know ID isn't required. TMDL

Today, I woke up to see my mom with mendhi in her hair (for her gray hair) and "holud" on her face (for some black spots). I should really introduce my mom to a salon. TMDL

Today, we went to see My Name is Khan. My dad thought Shahrukh could've acted better and wasn't impressed. I almost had a fit for him dissing Shahrukh Khan. TMDL

Today, I got into a performing arts program which was very limited and hard to get into. But I had to give it up for an IB school b/c music and arts won't get me anywhere and it'll be a shame if I'm not a doctor. TMDL

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