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Today, I was sitting on the sofa with my feet on the table and my mum goes move your feet you ignorant brat they are pointing towards the TV and there's a maulvi (religious scholar) on. TMDL

#19422 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (199) - Flop Story (59)

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Submitted Oct 15, 2010 08:58 PM by Typical brat

Today while cleaning out my closet, I noticed there were some old clothes I didn't wear and asked my mother to give it away for donations. Hearing that mom yelled "no need to donate, just put it in a pile of clothes we are going to give away to your cousins when we go back to India". TMDL

#525 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (870) - Flop Story (37)

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Submitted Aug 1, 2009 08:13 PM by Anonymous

Today, I argued about gay rights with my parents. Of course I said they are human and have the right to live and choose their lifestyle. My parents said I'm prepping to go to hell. TMDL

#18846 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (252) - Flop Story (42)

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Submitted Sep 27, 2010 08:21 AM by Shami

Today, I realized that white people get out of their houses when their fire alarm goes off, and us desis just get a towel and swing it around the alarm to make it stop beeping. TMDL

#17598 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (738) - Flop Story (13)

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Submitted Aug 29, 2010 01:31 AM by Fire Alarm

Today my dad called the car dealership and a white guy picked up. The guy asked for my dad's name. My dad said in a FOBBY accent, "My name is Hari...H for Hanuman, A for Aamir Khan, R for Rama, I for India" The guy didn't understand him. TMDL.

#1008 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (703) - Flop Story (37)

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Submitted Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM by asdf

Today, someone rang our doorbell and the whole family went to go see who it was. TMDL

#17805 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (362) - Flop Story (32)

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Submitted Sep 2, 2010 08:02 AM by Anonymous

Today, my dad called me down to the basement, just to send me back up to bring him water. TMDL

#5380 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (1402) - Flop Story (47)

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Submitted Dec 22, 2009 10:07 AM by Don.

Today, I had friends over and decided to order pizzas. While in the middle of placing my order over the phone, my mom runs screaming into the room and tells me to hang up the phone. Why - because we didn't have any 'buy one get one free' coupons left. TMDL

#827 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (964) - Flop Story (66)

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Submitted Aug 14, 2009 02:51 AM by Harry Gonzalez

Today, I was at my cousin's Birthday party. After the cake was cut, we had to wait 20 mins for everyone to finish feeding him. TMDL.

#1247 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (454) - Flop Story (20)

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Submitted May 21, 1278 12:51 PM by sainiprincess

Today, my brother brought home Taco Bell but he forgot to ask for any sauce. My mother said "no problem" and proceeded to pull out a bag full of sause packets from Taco Bell, Burger King, Wendy's, and so on. TMDL.

#3 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (1341) - Flop Story (113)

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Submitted May 21, 2702 12:46 PM by 0

Today, I was thinking of last Thanksgiving in which lots of guests came to our house and instead of a big turkey we made mini samosas and a lot of pani puri. TMDL

#1397 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (222) - Flop Story (19)

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Submitted Sep 3, 2009 02:58 AM by Dhaval S

Today, my cousin broke into bhangra after watching his team score a touchdown. TMDL

#2676 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (245) - Flop Story (28)

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Submitted Oct 18, 2009 09:33 PM by Youaremysoniya

Today, I found out that facebook is banned in Pakistan. I am so happy that now I can do whatever i want because my creepy cousins in pakistan can't stalk me anymore. I excitedly updated my status "BEER = )" They can't see it anymore. ahahaha. TMDL

#13479 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (356) - Flop Story (67)

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Submitted May 30, 2010 10:55 PM by fahad

Today, I went to a desi wedding where they ran out of food. But no one went home hungry. How? Someone secretly spread word around about another desi wedding next door, which some of us crashed for food. TMDL

#17965 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (113) - Flop Story (149)

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Submitted Sep 5, 2010 10:45 PM by Bulla

Today, I looked at my news feed on Facebook and I saw my cousin added my hot Spanish friend who lives in America. He lives in Pakistan. TMDL

#13307 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (297) - Flop Story (24)

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Submitted May 24, 2010 11:52 PM by Waveringatom

Today, while at work an aunty stuck her face to the glass to peek inside the store. A few minutes later she walked away leaving her bindi on the glass. TMDL

#18805 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (316) - Flop Story (29)

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Submitted Sep 26, 2010 12:53 AM by Bindilicious

Today, my cousins and I went to my khala's house. We couldn't all fit in the car so we squashed everyone in, had kids on our laps and made them duck their heads down if they saw a police car. TMDL

#1269 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (816) - Flop Story (23)

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Submitted May 21, 5206 12:51 PM by sohni

Today, I realized that when most people move, they hire movers to help them get everything out of their house and into their new house. On the other hand, desis just call as many other desis they can get to help them for free. TMDL

#16042 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (407) - Flop Story (38)

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Submitted Aug 3, 2010 05:24 PM by Gujuguy715

Today, at a white party, a white boy decided to dance and really couldn't. So me and my cousins told each other 'papu can't dance sala'. TMDL

#14723 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (272) - Flop Story (112)

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Submitted Jul 6, 2010 12:08 AM by lmaodesi

Today, I realized ever since they've been charging for grocery bags my mom and I always go to self-checkout and steal some bags. TMDL

#15656 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (178) - Flop Story (36)

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Submitted Jul 26, 2010 06:12 PM by DesiPride

Today, I called my cousin ''luchi'' because she was talking to her fiance on the phone. TMDL

#11381 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (84) - Flop Story (220)

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Submitted Apr 3, 2010 05:57 PM by pam

Today, I had a minor argument with my mum and she threw her hand up, slapped her forehead, made a painful face and shouted 'oh god, why don't you take me? why have you given me this life, what did i do?' TMDL

#5503 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (878) - Flop Story (35)

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Submitted Dec 24, 2009 02:07 PM by Shah

Today, I was at my cousin's grad party. I noticed that there was only 1 bottle of coke and 1 bottle of wine, but 3 gallons of mango lassi. TMDL

#13101 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (278) - Flop Story (55)

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Submitted May 17, 2010 02:02 AM by desistyle

Today, as a real estate agent I closed a deal and got $9,000. I took my mom shopping at a high end store but she didn't buy anything, she STILL wanted to shop at the flea market. TMDL

#18318 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (199) - Flop Story (13)

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Submitted Sep 13, 2010 12:31 AM by Call4urhouse2bsold

Today, my brother was on TV for a dance performance. My mom found out and called everyone in our phone book. And now our relatives in india think that he's famous in Canada. TMDL

#18583 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (324) - Flop Story (29)

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Submitted Sep 19, 2010 06:20 AM by desigal23

Today, I got yelled at for throwing away half the toothpaste. There was absolutely nothing in there. TMDL

#18858 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (242) - Flop Story (28)

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Submitted Sep 27, 2010 10:08 PM by A-wun

Today, my mom tipped our waiter in rupees so we wouldn't waste any of our "American money," and then instructed us all to run out of the restaurant so our waiter wouldn't notice in time. TMDL

#11169 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (75) - Flop Story (164)

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Submitted Apr 2, 2010 03:51 AM by Anisha

Today, we got kicked out of the hospital because our family started doing bhangra in the lobby once the baby was born. TMDL

#7519 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (800) - Flop Story (54)

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Submitted Jan 23, 2010 06:34 PM by BhangraKing

Today, I went to visit one of my many uncles. One down and 10 more to go. TMDL

#12170 - Aunties/Uncles - I agree, thats so desi (235) - Flop Story (33)

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Submitted Apr 19, 2010 10:28 AM by Ahmed

Today, fifteen minutes before we were allowed to leave for the mall, my brother announced that my cousin from our village, Mirpurkhas, was online. Our cousin invited the entire village over to come see us on webcam. My family and I were on webcam for hours. We didn't get to go to the mall. TMDL

#4602 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (218) - Flop Story (21)

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Submitted Dec 5, 2009 03:41 PM by Desicelebrity

Today, I was walking to my friend's house, and i had to cross a Desi plaza first. The window of a shop clearly said, "Buy 1 hanuman and get 2 kali ma free." The line for the shop was out the door. TMDL

#19847 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (194) - Flop Story (24)

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Submitted Oct 28, 2010 08:52 PM by aroojrana30

Today, my sister told me to lock the door when the mailman came. TMDL

#7043 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (123) - Flop Story (205)

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Submitted Jan 15, 2010 06:59 PM by americandesi86

Today, my father has found a new way to save money. Now every time there is a red light, my father turns the car off. It's so embarrassing when we give rides to my gora friends. TMDL

#12239 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (133) - Flop Story (153)

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Submitted Apr 21, 2010 02:15 PM by Chicknibaby_vahbhaivah

Today, I had to decorate the house for my sister's 14th birthday. Rather than allowing me to buy a pack of balloons my mom forced me to blow up old ones we had around the house which we got for free that said "Walmart 5th Anniversary" all over them. TMDL

#12337 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (211) - Flop Story (65)

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Submitted Apr 24, 2010 03:22 PM by Fabo

Today, I discovered that my Indian cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." TMDL

#14845 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (78) - Flop Story (209)

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Submitted Jul 8, 2010 02:41 PM by Bhangra boyq

Today, my mom said she wants to go Halloween trick or treating and then sell the candies at her store. TMDL

#19285 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (322) - Flop Story (55)

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Submitted Oct 11, 2010 01:23 AM by Ohpinky

Today, my sister (who is getting married to a gorra) said that she is having a traditional gorra wedding and that my other sister and I will be wearing strapless dresses. My mom almost fainted when she found out and suggested sowing sleeves on Vera Wang dresses. TMDL

#17778 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (290) - Flop Story (51)

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Submitted Sep 1, 2010 05:34 PM by flowerpower119

Today, my wife and I stayed in a nice hotel. We saw the housekeeping cart in the hallway, so she stood lookout while I absconded with a load of soaps, shampoos, and lotions. After hiding them in our suitcase we returned for seconds. TMDL

#10932 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (257) - Flop Story (94)

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Submitted Mar 27, 2010 12:47 PM by Hotelier

Today, I went to Panera with my mom and ordered black bean soup. My mom glared at me, asking me why I wanted to spend so much money on dal that she could make at home. TMDL

#19421 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (250) - Flop Story (17)

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Submitted Oct 15, 2010 08:37 PM by sodesi

Today, my mom yelled and threatened to beat me with a chapal because I stepped over my brother and didn't step back over him. She said he wouldn't grow anymore. Did I mention we're both over 25. TMDL

#10853 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (309) - Flop Story (34)

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Submitted Mar 25, 2010 01:02 AM by BiggAll

Today, I realized that when I'm on the computer I open some word document like an essay I did months ago in the background and whenever I see or hear my parents approaching, I switch to the document and make a serious face. TMDL

#4786 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (972) - Flop Story (35)

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Submitted Dec 9, 2009 05:34 AM by asdf

Today my uncle whos 25 wanted to see a film, so he bought a child fare ticket and claimed to be under 16. TMDL

#694 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (209) - Flop Story (18)

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Submitted Aug 9, 2009 01:37 AM by Samara

Today, I realized that my fob cousin thinks I'm her best friend. TMDL

#3764 - Siblings/Cousins - I agree, thats so desi (213) - Flop Story (59)

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Submitted Nov 15, 2009 04:57 AM by eww
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