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Today, I argued about gay rights with my parents. Of course I said they are human and have the right to live and choose their lifestyle. My parents said I'm prepping to go to hell. TMDL

#18846 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (252) - Flop Story (42)

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Submitted Sep 27, 2010 08:21 AM by Shami

Today, I realized that in every movie, the nerdy social outcast is always Indian. TMDL

#18760 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (302) - Flop Story (38)

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Submitted Sep 25, 2010 12:01 AM by Desi Girl

Today, I asked my sister to pass me the toothpaste from downstairs. She said there was hardly any and brought me the tube. To my horror, I found that my mum had cut the tube with scissors to scrape out anything that was left. TMDL

#20416 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (323) - Flop Story (44)

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Submitted Nov 13, 2010 09:31 PM by Amina*

Today, my mom was too ashamed to tell my relatives in India over the phone that I am not becoming a doctor and instead I want to be an accountant. So she lied and said I want to be a lawyer. I wish she would understand that a CA is a good career. TMDL

#15891 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (175) - Flop Story (28)

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Submitted Jul 31, 2010 03:29 PM by brown girl from canada :

Today, my dad told me that saying "ok" is disrespectful. I now have to say "hanji papa ji". TMDL

#18700 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (325) - Flop Story (40)

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Submitted Sep 23, 2010 01:47 AM by Amy

Today, everyone I know is making fun of me because I have a mustache. I'm in eighth grade, and my parents don't let me shave. They say I will look like a fool if I shave. Gee I wonder whats up with me right now. TMDL

#20231 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (339) - Flop Story (25)

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Submitted Nov 8, 2010 06:24 AM by Mustache

Today, my mom and I were at India Bazaar and every girl that walked by my mom told me to go and talk to her. Why? Because I'm 26 and my mom thinks no Indian girl will want to marry me after 27. TMDL

#20349 - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (221) - Flop Story (50)

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Submitted Nov 12, 2010 05:04 AM by Priyank

Today, I realized that all desi girls put their phones on silent whenever their parents are around in case their boyfriend calls. TMDL

#20407 - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (492) - Flop Story (85)

7 comments

Submitted Nov 13, 2010 07:01 AM by Desipunjaban

Today, I went prom dress shopping with my mom. After spending 6 hours of hearing "this is too short, too expensive, too sleeveless, too gori larki style", we ended up buying me a lehnga from a desi store. I will be wearing a lehnga to my prom. TMDL

#12067 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (469) - Flop Story (30)

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Submitted Apr 16, 2010 05:58 AM by Promgirl

Today, after watching Kuch Kuch Hota Hai I was in a very "romantic" kind of mood. I asked my gora boyfriend if he would dance in the rain with me and he said "why would I want to do that?" TMDL

#15845 - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (283) - Flop Story (80)

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Submitted Jul 30, 2010 07:52 PM by Jassi

Today, in Bio class we were learning about mitosis and meiosis. While taking notes, my teacher said meiosis has something to do with sex cells. I was thinking whether or not I should write that because my dad might go through my notes and might ask me why we're learning about sex cells. TMDL

#18758 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (245) - Flop Story (56)

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Submitted Sep 24, 2010 11:17 PM by lalalalala

Today, this guy tried to get my number so instead of explaining that I don't date because I'm Muslim I just lied and said I have a boyfriend. He asked what's his name I said Imran Khan. TMDL

#14951 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (541) - Flop Story (36)

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Submitted Jul 10, 2010 09:48 PM by Benzo

Today, my friend and I went to a restaurant. His parents called and asked where he was. In a few minutes his parents walked all the way to the restaurant to see if he was telling the truth. TMDL

#14964 - Aunties/Uncles - I agree, thats so desi (226) - Flop Story (41)

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Submitted Jul 11, 2010 03:13 AM by Swordninja3

Today, I've realized everytime I'm about to get in trouble or going to get hit my dad says "somebody is gonna get hurt." Thanks Russell Peters. You've inspired Desi parents to have a little chuckle before they beat their children silly. TMDL

#20412 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (163) - Flop Story (203)

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Submitted Nov 13, 2010 05:22 PM by The Paki-German

Today, I was helping my dad fix his car. He handed me a bag full of tools that a construction worker wouldn't even have. So, I asked him "why do we have this tool" and he says "there was a sale at Home Depot so I bought it". TMDL

#18899 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (219) - Flop Story (57)

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Submitted Sep 28, 2010 09:46 PM by Baljyot

Today, I was wearing pajama pants with draw strings. My parents then yelled at me for not tying my draw strings and said it was "bad behavior" and very "ajeeb" (weird). TMDL

#18372 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (250) - Flop Story (38)

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Submitted Sep 14, 2010 12:25 AM by PajamaPants?

Today, a desi lady came into the restaurant where I work. While waiting for her food, she asked me what my name was, how old I was, where I came from, where I go to school, and if I wanted to be a doctor. Before she could ask anything else, I ran to the back. TMDL

#18804 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (285) - Flop Story (22)

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Submitted Sep 26, 2010 12:14 AM by AyXamXdesi

Today, I was thinking that it's funny how many desi girls want traditional weddings with music and dancing. But once they're married they want to forget about desi tradition and have their husbands cooking and cleaning in no time. You can't have it both ways! TMDL

#18889 - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (179) - Flop Story (452)

11 comments

Submitted Sep 28, 2010 03:02 PM by ldn

Today, I realized whenever my mom and I go to a drive-thru, more than likely I'm forced to give the order from the passenger seat because of my mom's heavy accent. TMDL

#18787 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (317) - Flop Story (19)

1 comments

Submitted Sep 25, 2010 04:32 PM by oakhan34

Today, I watched 2012 and was pissed when the Indian family didn't get saved. TMDL

#18326 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (364) - Flop Story (31)

1 comments

Submitted Sep 13, 2010 02:43 AM by Desiz4life

Today, my cousin took me to the movies. He didn't have money so I lent him a movie pass. When we were riding home I told him he had to pay me back. He glared at me. TDML

#15030 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (217) - Flop Story (39)

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Submitted Jul 12, 2010 03:11 PM by Bobbugloopi

Today, I saw my story on TMDL. I was so excited and started screaming and showing my whole family. Now, they think I'm famous. TMDL

#20409 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (277) - Flop Story (94)

6 comments

Submitted Nov 13, 2010 08:44 AM by HappyFeet

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