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Name : hamza khan
City/Country : dublin, Ireland
Birthday : Sep 16, 1994
Gender : Male
Profile Views : 130
Number of comments : 8
Number of stories : 2

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Today, I got slapped for using the ketchup packets. Turns out they are only for "emergencies". TMDL

#11874 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (194) - Flop Story (87)

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Submitted Apr 11, 2010 04:14 AM by FMLLOL

Today my mom woke me up telling me it's 10:00. I woke up to realize it was 8:50. TMDL

#2262 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (1036) - Flop Story (44)

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Submitted Sep 29, 2009 08:23 PM by sammiebabe

Today, my sister got pulled over by the cop. She told him our Mom's heart hurts so he was rushing home. The cop then then follows her home and our mom fakes being in pain. Then the cop calls the ambulance. One hour later we find ourselves sitting next to my mom in the hospital bed faking just for a stupid speeding ticket! TMDL

#13016 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (195) - Flop Story (328)

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Submitted May 14, 2010 09:31 PM by Mahhum12

Today, my friend from Rutgers wore this shirt that said "I'm going to be the doctor your parents want you to marry." It was probably the greatest shirt I've ever seen. TMDL

#4371 - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (310) - Flop Story (11)

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Submitted Nov 30, 2009 10:48 PM by lolsmileyface

Today, my parents asked me to "slow" the volume. I've told them a hundred times before its LOWER the volume. TMDL

#13 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (277) - Flop Story (19)

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Submitted May 21, 8796 12:46 PM by 0

Today, it was my first mens cricket match with my half white, half desi team. When I went to bowl, the captain who was gora told me not too fast and keep line and length. The desi guys were screaming in Punjabi to haul it in with all my might and not to care if it goes wrong. TMDL

#14422 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (194) - Flop Story (27)

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Submitted Jun 28, 2010 11:38 AM by hammy z

Today, my dad broke the shower-head, he didn't say anything and shook it off as an accident. Whenever anyone else in my family breaks something by accident he won't let us hear the end of it and comments on how clumsy and stupid we are. My dad has broken the most things in my house. TMDL

#12586 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (459) - Flop Story (19)

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Submitted May 1, 2010 04:30 PM by stupid

Today, I've had a song stuck in my head. It goes "chori chori chupke chupke dekhe mujhe har deewana." Someone please tell me the name of it! TMDL

#8299 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (62) - Flop Story (152)

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Submitted Feb 6, 2010 06:47 PM by browngirl64

Today, during reading class i realized something. When you have a desi girl who isn't a fob in your class, she will completly ignore you. TMDL

#2303 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (284) - Flop Story (32)

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Submitted Sep 30, 2009 11:09 PM by movieusers

Today, while at a local Indian restaurant I over heard a desi uncle try to negotiate the $5.95 dinner buffet price. TMDL

#13921 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (209) - Flop Story (26)

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Submitted Jun 13, 2010 09:22 AM by Chakdey

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