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Today, a desi girl asked me if she can look at my biology text book cause she forgot hers, I was so shy and intimidated by her I covered my face with the textbook and told her i forgot mine too. TMDL

Today, my mother in law called me "an infertile, barren cow who has yet to give her son the children he deserves." We have 6 kids. TMDL

Today, my mother and her desi friends, who gossip so much, were talking about their kids when suddenly my freaking mother told them that I yell at her every morning. How embarrassing. What should I do? I haven't talked to her for a week and am too embarrassed to ever see her friends now. TMDL

Today, like every other day, I am proud of Jay Sean and obsess over him. He's rocking the music industry more than any other right now. TMDL

Today, my mom got mad at me because I bought a shirt that was on sale instead of on clearance. Now I have to make rotis for a week. TMDL

Today, I was at a desi party when my friend asked me if I had ever tried "avacado pudding" since it was so good. I had no idea what she was talking about until I realized she was talking about guacamole. TMDL

Today, my dad corrected me when I called his sister Auntie. He said she's too young to be called auntie. Asha Auntie is 46; but just because I turned 18 yesterday i had to start calling her Didi (sister) uugghhss!! TMDL

Today, I got kicked out of my house because I hooked up with a guy at the bar last night. They asked me to get engaged to him, I said no, so now my parents claim I will bring shame to the family. I'm 31. TMDL

Today, I got in a fight with my bf. He threatened to have me deported. TMDL

Today, some desi kid said "drop it like it's garaam" instead of drop it like it's hot. TMDL

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