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Today, I was working at my hotel and my 11th grade Muslim math teacher comes in to rent a room. It was the most awkward moment of the week. I am a freshman in college. TMDL

Today, after reading these TMDL stories all I can say is besharam kids these days. TMDL

Today, it's a great day to be a male, because in every desi family, males are better than females according to my mom. TMDL

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to have kids just because he saw a sign at IHOP saying "kids eat free." TMDL

Today, i had a house party because my parents were out. My parents ended up coming home early and my dad walked into my room seeing me in bed with my guy friend watching tv. He beat the shit out of the guy even though we weren't doing anything. TMDL

Today, I got an email about how we neglect ALLAH. This really opened my eyes. I'm now going to go read namaz and pray for forgiveness. TMDL

Today, my Uncle bought a new car and got his last name on the license plate. TMDL

Today, my friend and I spent half-an-hour saying "bye" to each other on chat. TMDL

Today, marks the beginning of the third year that my husband and I have been trying to conceive a child. Despite the fertility doctor telling us our problems are caused by my husband's very low sperm count, he reminds me every day that we have no children because I wear western clothing. TMDL

Today, My Of Boyfriend 3 Years Broke Up With Me. Why? Because I Don't Know How To Make Chai. TMDL.

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