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Today, after waking up in my mansion, I had to decide whether to drive either my pimped BMW 3 series, or pimped BMW X5, or my new Mercedes ML. TMDL

#246 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (220) - Flop Story (2072)

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Submitted Jul 22, 2009 04:05 AM by KUL

Today my husband has been out with his "friends" the whole day while I believe he is with his girlfriend. Little does he know though that today, I was also with my boyfriend. Yeah, complicated. TMDL

#289 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (94) - Flop Story (1046)

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Submitted Feb 6, 617 12:48 PM by AliGirl

Today, I realized Indian and Chinese people can never do business together. Chinese want to keep every penny and Indians want to save every penny! TMDL

#4858 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (228) - Flop Story (1045)

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Submitted Dec 11, 2009 02:14 AM by Rohan

Today, I want to say that TMDL sucks. this website is so dum. ur indians and ur disgrace to indian people. look what happening in Australia, Indian people r getting attacked b/c ABCD people like u. who dont have no unity. TMDL

#3806 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (153) - Flop Story (1024)

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Submitted Nov 16, 2009 04:06 AM by indian4life

Today, it was my birthday. Instead of a cake, we had gulab jamun. TMDL

#211 - Cheapness - I agree, thats so desi (2614) - Flop Story (951)

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Submitted Jul 20, 2009 04:20 AM by BigMan

Today, marks one week since the last time my wife gave me sex. Apparently the new generation of desi girls still expects their husband to provide for them and do all the "man" stuff but now desi girls somehow have the right to say no to sex for a week just because your husband called you fat. TMDL.

#54 - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (146) - Flop Story (909)

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Submitted Jul 5, 2009 06:41 PM by bilal

Today, me and mom went for a walk, we came back home and she made roti for us with extra extra butter and said its healthy for me. TMDL

#96 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (2223) - Flop Story (874)

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Submitted Jul 9, 2009 08:29 PM by sam

Today, I realized that brown parents assume their daughters are sluts, and that they would automatically dress inappropriately if the parents didn't stop them. TMDL

#21329 - Parents - I agree, thats so desi (463) - Flop Story (843)

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Submitted Dec 1, 2010 03:28 AM by punjabirani

Today, I asked a Pakistani student what the chemical formula for water was. He replied, "HIJKLMNO". I then said "what are you on about?" He replied, "Yesterday you said H to O". TMDL

#444 - Other - I agree, thats so desi (194) - Flop Story (723)

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Submitted Jul 29, 2009 07:57 PM by Chemistry Teacher

Today, I realized how my sister and I always spray ourselves with perfume before approaching our mom out of fear that she will smell the cigarettes off us. We're both legally old enough to smoke but had hid it from her for 2 years now. TMDL

#7759 - Daily Life - I agree, thats so desi (163) - Flop Story (709)

12 comments
Submitted Jan 27, 2010 09:46 PM by Ikat
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