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Category: Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi

Today, I got a rishta. His parents gave me money and gifts in hopes of saying yes. The guy lives in Pakistan and doesn't speak English. TMDL

#10277 (0) - Mar 11, 2010 07:36 AM by Teri ma - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (7) - Flop Story (17)

Today, my mom asked me if I would marry her sister's son then divorce him after he becomes a citizen. TMDL

#10262 (0) - Mar 11, 2010 12:09 AM by Anonymous - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (5) - Flop Story (10)

Today, a telemarketer called my house and as usual, I prank them (e.g. turn on blender when they ask for credit card number). This time, it turned out to be some Indian and I said, "Oh Bhaiyya!" and started pranking and then my Mom said no one marries "wannabe jokers" like me. I'm 12. TMDL

#10222 (0) - Mar 10, 2010 02:44 AM by Zaibi - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (72) - Flop Story (9)

Today, I realized I'm in love with one of my best friends. I'm terrified of telling him because I know he'll think I'm besharam for making the first move. TMDL

#10194 (1) - Mar 9, 2010 07:27 AM by Desi - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (67) - Flop Story (17)

Today, I was telling my aunt about how this guy likes me in high school. After finding out that his parents are extremely wealthy in India, she got all excited and giddy and went off telling my grandma and other aunts. They're all convinced that we will get married in the near future. TMDL

#10191 (0) - Mar 9, 2010 06:18 AM by i\'mnotready! - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (64) - Flop Story (8)

Today, I received a desi invitation to a wedding. I noticed "no boxed gifts please" at the bottom in bold. They forgot the "thanks for funding my sons wedding" line. TMDL

#9750 (0) - Mar 5, 2010 06:20 PM by Hunain - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (170) - Flop Story (35)

Today, I finally found a bengali girl I actually like and the first thing my bengali friends talk to me about is not dating, not sex, but rather how much kabeer I can afford for the nikah. TMDL

#9743 (3) - Mar 5, 2010 12:34 PM by MkstaR - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (39) - Flop Story (102)

Today, I watched 'Aloo Chaat' for ideas on how to break the news that I have a non-desi boyfriend to my parents, and to persuade them into liking him. TMDL

#9604 (2) - Mar 2, 2010 08:33 AM by desigurl - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (125) - Flop Story (29)

Today, my mom yelled at me for not being married and suggested that I join Shaadi.com. I said, pay for my membership and I will join and get married. She whipped out her checkbook in a heartbeat. TMDL

#9515 (2) - Feb 28, 2010 01:54 AM by Anonymous - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (233) - Flop Story (46)

Today, my family went to a wedding of our family friend's daughter. As usual the brown aunties there were talking crap cuz the bride married a non-desi. These besharam aunties then went on to talk crap about who was wearing what and were staring at ppl up and down. TMDL

#9508 (0) - Feb 27, 2010 11:41 PM by Desi Kuri - Dating, Rishtas, and Shaadi - I agree, thats so desi (201) - Flop Story (30)

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