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Today, I went out to play basketball. The courts were already occupied with a couple desi guys in chappals (sandals). Then some black guys came by who also wanted to play. The Indians decided that it was time to go home. TMDL
Today, I realized most of my friends think they're gangster and black. We're all Indian and get good grades. TMDL
Today, my mom got mad at me for wearing 'school clothes' at home, and told me to go upstairs and change into my 'home clothes'. TMDL
Today, I was at a Bengali friend's house. I usually don't like going to her house because of the strong smell of fish. However, today her mother asked me "please eat fees(fish)." I gave in to her but after a few hours I threw up from eating that fish with a million bones. TMDL
Today, I got a call from a desi who had a wrong number but instead of saying sorry and hanging up the guy goes so you got orkut? TMDL
Today, I came home from university (I live on campus 2 hours from home) so my mom packed me five containers full of desi food to take back and said "you better bring the containers back if you want food again." TMDL
Today, while going to a family friends' house, we identified the house not by the number but by the amount of Toyotas and Hondas parked in the driveway. TMDL
Today, I dressed up as a spelling bee for Halloween and one of my friends suggested that I use one of my winning ribbons to decorate my costume. I had to admit that I had never won a spelling bee. I was so ashamed. TMDL
Today, I relized that my dad makes me wash straws so we can use them again. TMDL
Today, I told my dad that I will go buy a new car. He said "only purchase a Honda or Toyota because they are good Japanese cars." TMDL
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