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Today, I was working at my parents Subway and our first ever desi customer came in. He wanted hot sauce and kept sayin spicy stuff. Our white employee stood there confused. I drenched his sub with hot sauce. He was so happy. TMDL

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Submitted Aug 26, 2010 06:39 PM by Gujju

Today, my mom refused to allow me to shave my legs instead of getting them waxed every 6 months at the Indian salon. When I told her everyone else had been doing it for 2 years, she said, "Arre, now you will tell me, Ma, I want to have sex because everyone else is!" TMDL

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Submitted Aug 26, 2010 04:10 PM by 14yroldgonnastealarazor

Today, my mom found out about this site and she gave me an hour long lecture on how not to make fun of your culture and other races. But yet when they make fun of white people it doesn't matter. TMDL

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Submitted Aug 26, 2010 06:15 AM by This site is so true

Today, my mom does not believe my younger brother, who is 23 now, can finish a bottle of whisky. We even showed a picture of him dead drunk. She still says. 'mera beta aisa nahi kar sakta' (my kid can't do this). TMDL

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Submitted Aug 26, 2010 03:02 AM by Rajiv

Today, I once again woke up to the sound of my parents screaming on the phone with our relatives in pakistan TMDL

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Submitted Aug 25, 2010 05:28 AM by pyari

Today, my mom gave me the longest lecture on knowing how to make roti for my husband. I told her I'd buy it from the store or make him western food. She kicked me out of the house for 1 hr and said ur mil would do worse. TMDL

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Submitted Aug 25, 2010 03:51 AM by person

Today, my father overheard me telling my brother he was trippin'. He ran to him and said "beta are you ok. " He didn't fall dad! TMDL

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Submitted Aug 25, 2010 03:32 AM by Faaiz

Today, I went to a friend's softball game. When she hit a home run, everyone else clapped while I screamed "Chak de phatte". Everyone just stared at me like i was crazy. TMDL

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Submitted Aug 25, 2010 01:54 AM by Kerry

Today, it's rakhiyan and my brothers gave me money and then my mom took it from me. Shouldn't I be the one who gets to keep it. TMDL

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Submitted Aug 24, 2010 07:16 PM by Preet

Today, I would like to wish all the brothers a Happy Raksha Bandhan. TMDL

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Submitted Aug 24, 2010 02:55 PM by Chandniraj
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