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Today, we went to a restaurant to have dinner. After we finished my mum emptied all the drinks in one can so that nothing was wasted and we could take the remaining with us. TMDL

Today, after eating at a lunch buffet my dad put down a tip for the waiter but my mom got mad and picked it up because she said we did all the waiting on ourselves. TMDL

Today, I went shopping with my aunt at the supermarket. She compared the price of everything she picked up and kept complaining it's cheaper in India and has vowed to move back. TMDL

Today, I had to go to a party. I went to the store, bought a nice expensive outfit and returned it the next day. TMDL

Today, I got a rishta. His parents gave me money and gifts in hopes of saying yes. The guy lives in Pakistan and doesn't speak English. TMDL

Today, I finally watched Valentine's Day. I got so happy when they played a Punjabi song in the movie. I told all my desi friends. Now they're going to watch it too. TMDL

Today, my mom and I went to a wedding. While all of the dance and masti was going on, my mom slipped the napkin that was nicely set in the wine glass in her pocket. I saw her and asked her what she was doing and she replied "Chup! jaa dance kar..." TMDL

Today, I was watching America's Next Top Model. There was a Pakistani Muslim girl on there which made me so happy until she walked out in a bikini. TMDL

Today, my dad asked me if I wanted to watch a movie and I said sure. Then, a desi drama came on and my parents were stuck to the TV. I asked my dad if we could go soon, and he told me to stop the "bakwaas". TMDL

Today, my mom asked me if I would marry her sister's son then divorce him after he becomes a citizen. TMDL

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